Every vote counts, even after the election

Thanks to the fine folks at the Board of Elections, I received my absentee ballot today. March 5th. Now I can vote and ensure Hillary doesn't....wait, what? What the hell do you mean she already took my state yesterday? Well shit.

Democrats and our primary

Between blogs and listening to the news I've heard more than one Republican make fun of the Democrats because they've had their "presumptive nominee" figured out for a while now and we're still working on it, as though somehow they accomplished this through superior strategizing or something. I'd just like to apologize on behalf of Democrats everywhere for having two candidates the people mistakenly think are qualified to be President instead of your one. Your guy won by default, his main competitor was the guy who thought Guantanamo was awesome and should be doubled in size, and after him the guy who thought the only laws we need are the 10 commandments. For the picture-oriented readers, your guy's main competitor was the green line on this graph: